12 Days of Xmas

A Partridge in a Pair Tree

That's not a partridge... And that's a pine tree! Oh well, close enough?

Two Turtle Doves

Or perhaps more accurately, two lovers... But turtledoves mate for life, and so apparently do demons of seduction... twue love...

Three French Hens

...If I was from Paris, I'd say 'ohh laa laa'...

Four Calling Birds

Wings do not birds make.

Five Golden Rings

Rings, grommets, they're the same thing, right?

Six Geese a-laying

I see not a single bird, just a lot of laying about...

Seven Swans a-swimming

Or perhaps more accurately sailing the seven seas?

Nine Ladies Dancing

Finally you got one exactly like the lyrics said...

Ten Lords a Leaping

Or at least standing on one foot... Sometimes with help. Hey, the floor is 150 years old...